Why Taylor Swift will be no competition for someecards

By someecards. Posted Nov. 19th, 2009 at 3:57 PM
(from <i>AP</i>)

(from AP)

It appears the beloved country music star will be launching her own line of greeting cards next year for American Greetings. The reason we’re not remotely worried is two-fold:

1) This: “The 19-year-old Swift, who was named the 2009 CMA entertainer of the year, says she has always been fascinated by feelings and how people express them.” Those things don’t fascinate us at all. So we assume we’re not going after the same demographic.

2) We’re considering offering a similar deal to Amy Winehouse if she’s still alive.

Let's try not to interrupt, accuse, or threaten anyone who's black, white, or Asian based on skin color, foot faults, health care, or how awesome Beyonce's video was

Reader Comments

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