Here are the facts:
1) Sarah Palin’s book has dozens of good and bad reviews. We don’t have any reviews at all. No one has bothered. But if someone did, we bet they’d be as inspired and articulate as this:
2) Sarah Palin’s book weighs 13 1/2 ounces. That’s heavier than an overweight, unaborted baby at 20 weeks. Our book is pretty light.
3) Sarah Palin’s book has complete paragraphs to trudge through. In fact, they’re on every page and they seem to be written by her:
(from The First Post)
Our book has only one sentence per page. And even if you don’t read the sentence, you won’t get lost. There’s no narrative at all.
4) And finally, Sarah Palin’s book costs too much, won’t fit in a stocking, and makes for a truly shitty holiday gift.
We’ll leave it to you to decide. Let us know which book you think is less pointless.
Oh, how I love you, someecards.
You never cease to amuse me, Someecards. Thank you.
You now have a review. Hugs.
Thanks, even if it’s bad!
Well, I know what I’m giving as stocking stuffers this year. Even though nobody in my family hangs stockings. Fuck.
Finally! The sensible turtle neck and clean bearded face give me the authority to copy these lines into actual cards in lieu of expressing my own feelings.