By someecards. Posted Jan. 16th, 2010 at 7:11 PM

This is @lightangel97’s first tweet ever. Is it also her last? Why is she only following someecards and The New York Times fashion news? Are these questions better left to a higher power? That all depends on your personal religious beliefs and whether or not @god is online right now.
By someecards. Posted Jan. 14th, 2010 at 12:03 PM

It’s the perfect day to offend someone you care about or just want to sleep with! Just send any Archer card (or all 4!) today and we’ll choose 10 of those senders as winners of the new someecards book below. There’s no limit to the number you can send! This promotion ends tonight at 11:59 p.m. Speaking of tonight, and we rarely “recommend” anything, Archer premieres on FX at 10 p.m. And it’s funny. And wonderfully offensive. Watch it and let us know what you think. If you disagree with our assessment, we’ll give you your money back for the cost of having to read this free blog posting!
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By someecards. Posted Jan. 6th, 2010 at 11:20 AM

Thanks to Bob Linde, and our deepest sympathies to the poor creature in his Twitter photo. If anyone has suggestions on how to protect that rabbit’s asshole, please let us know.