If you’re a man who lives in Memphis and enjoys oral sex, let us know why Cara should go out with you this Valentine’s Day!

By someecards. Posted Jan. 27th, 2010 at 12:21 PM

One woman's brief, beautiful, baffling journey through Twitter

By someecards. Posted Jan. 16th, 2010 at 7:11 PM

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This is @lightangel97’s first tweet ever. Is it also her last? Why is she only following someecards and The New York Times fashion news? Are these questions better left to a higher power? That all depends on your personal religious beliefs and whether or not @god is online right now.

Send our filthy Archer cards today and you could win our filthy new book!

By someecards. Posted Jan. 14th, 2010 at 12:03 PM

You've been distant since the sexual harassment

It’s the perfect day to offend someone you care about or just want to sleep with! Just send any Archer card (or all 4!) today and we’ll choose 10 of those senders as winners of the new someecards book below. There’s no limit to the number you can send! This promotion ends tonight at 11:59 p.m. Speaking of tonight, and we rarely “recommend” anything, Archer premieres on FX at 10 p.m. And it’s funny. And wonderfully offensive. Watch it and let us know what you think. If you disagree with our assessment, we’ll give you your money back for the cost of having to read this free blog posting!

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Best travel-related anal-probing tweet of the day so far, aka How can we immediately rescue this bunny?

By someecards. Posted Jan. 6th, 2010 at 11:20 AM

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Thanks to Bob Linde, and our deepest sympathies to the poor creature in his Twitter photo. If anyone has suggestions on how to protect that rabbit’s asshole, please let us know.

If anyone speaks this language, please tell this man he's our new spokesperson if he's saying something nice about us

By someecards. Posted Dec. 30th, 2009 at 1:48 PM

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