I’m not getting married unless there are someecards glued to guests’ water bottles

By someecards. Posted Mar. 12th, 2010 at 5:23 PM

Read more about a wedding tip we actually support at The Knot Blog!

What shirt will you be vomiting on this St. Patrick’s Day?

By someecards. Posted Mar. 9th, 2010 at 3:35 PM

The choice couldn’t possibly be easier. BUY ONE AND PERHAPS A FEW SPARES NOW >>

More suspicious Justin Bieber behavior via our friends at Funny Or Die

By someecards. Posted Mar. 8th, 2010 at 5:46 PM

Have you purchased the travel mug with which you’re going to drunkenly roam the streets on St. Patrick’s Day?

By someecards. Posted Feb. 24th, 2010 at 11:57 AM

Now’s the perfect time to grab one for you and every active alcoholic you’ll be celebrating with! BUY ABOUT EIGHT OR NINE NOW!

If you’re a man who lives in Memphis and enjoys oral sex, let us know why Cara should go out with you this Valentine’s Day!

By someecards. Posted Jan. 27th, 2010 at 12:21 PM